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March 22, 2005
The Stretch Marks Rant
*begin rant*
Raise your hand if you would totally get plastic surgery if the stigma was not attached, it didn’t hurt like hell, it was safe, it was natural, it didn’t require needles and you wouldn’t feel like a plastic hoar? (raising hand) It’s a guilty admission. I am not talking about a boob job either. This is coming from a woman who was totally judgemental of everyone who had plastic surgery BEFORE SHE HAD KIDS? Before kids I knew I was perfect. Well, I was! Who wasn’t perfect before kids? Even if you didn’t think you were perfect before kids, you look at pictures of your b4 stretched out stomach and look at what you got now and hang your head in shame. For all you mamas out there that escaped pregnancy without stretch marks, I hate you and don’t talk to me! Seriously, leave now. Why the heck did I have to be the one to have children that were over 8 pounds each? Both my children were extremely large and it shows. Hey, if I put a one piece on, no one would ever know my dirty little secret. “I’ve given birth” I am in search of a natural solution to the stretch mark problem. This will be my life’s work. All skinny bitches like me who had big ass kids, lets join hands. I am so serious.
*end rant*
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Posted on March 22, 2005 11:50 AM by stretc193.
Filed in Skin Care News under stretch marks.
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