May 06, 2005
What Does Laura Bush Know About Skin Care?
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Talking of reptiles, my mother-in-law couldn't make it tonight, she's molting. No seriously, for moisturizer she uses Pennzoil 10/30. For sunscreen, she prefers Armor All. For a bikini wax, she uses a sander. She thinks the LaBrea Tar Pits are a spa. There's a reason George & Jeb have that cowed, hunted look. You know they say a meteorite wiped out the dinosaurs? Where do I sign up? Oh STOP!
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